About Me

I'm a single mom who's in her twenties (actual age is not important, I have the maturity level of a 35 year old, the life experiences of a 40 year old and the body of an 18 year old-maybe not but you'll never know...)
I live in the Prairie of the USA, basically in the middle of nowhere. Our winters run from Oct. 1 until May 15 and on average the wind blows 25 mph because there is nothing to break it. Yes, it is as desolate as it sounds.

I went to school for a while, than nannied in New York than did some other stuff. I don't have a college degree but speak fluent Sarcasm and have a black belt in Bullshit.
I love sports, especially baseball and golf. I love cooking, baking, painting, drawing and writing. My dream job would be Erin Andrews job. My favorite movie is When Harry Met Sally. I don't understand the fascination with Shawshank Redemption, A Beautiful Mind or Gladiator. I don't get why guys have to have meatballs on everything if given the option. If my life was a musical, that'd be fine by me.
Basically, I'm awesome.